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SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDE

Spontaneous Combustion
Intense eyelash shedding
Random Accent syndrome
Irregular fire igniting on only your left middle finger.
Spontaneous Ninja movements

POSSIBILITY OF SIDE EFFECTS THAT HAVE NOT BEEN MENTIONED.

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