Friday, September 25, 2009

DIP IT BEFORE YOU DIG IT.

listenig to: modeselektor/moderat
i'm one bad blogger.
what can i say?
I've been preoccupied
trying to be a modern day
somali hemmingway.
and lets be honest that task
requires a lot of time and effort.
I have yet to reach the level of fame
where i have nobodies mix my whisky and soda
and light my smokes, so i've added that to my title of renaissance WO-man.
I've also been
killing time dipping various edible things
into various liquid things.
a personal past time of mine
which I quite enjoy. My favorite is Pizza crust into Orange
juice. i know it's sick but if the crust is right
you're in for a good treat.

Times fly by
like seriously
the life and times of
ayan in the caribbean is almost
over. next thing i know
i will be talking about the minus -40 canadian
winters at the water cooler and talking to my cubicle buddy
darlene about the best ways to cure diaper rash....(the solution is not having a baby)
"i believe in a safer world for our children, but not our childrens children because i don't believe in children having sex" -jack handy

My cousin Samo, who is an aspiring professional musical guru recently put me onto the tunes of Sébastien Tellier. I often get her to send me music because I've been out of loop since I cut off my subscription to Spin magazine. He's good and i'm how do you say into it for the most part but on a personal note, he looks like a slut. I can only imagine him being a cross between Peppy le pew and Christopher Walken's SNL character "the continental" but i'm sure he's a nice guy who enjoys talking about stuff and smoking cartons of cigarettes and throwing you out of his bed like you were a condom wrapper.

ps:Maxwell is sweetly whispering in my ears and telling me "don't ever wonder". His voice is so magical I chose not to even ask don't worry about what Maxwell?

On to the next topic.
I recently had a Hemingway fever, it took over my mind,my body and my soul. Making me consume all that is his short stories. I took the book with me everywhere and anywhere, vacation,toilet,kitchen,beach,car...you name it. It was bound to me like the spine that held it together.
My fever has subsided but I still think of the various stories.
He does it well, a skill that has gone extinct with the dinosaurs and chivalry.
Perhaps I just have an old soul and look back at the past through golden Gucci shades?
Never the less, he makes me want to roam through streets of Paris drinking everything in until I rest my weary soles at a cafe where i drink and write my thoughts away.
To Hemingway.

I love horoscopes, they're my guilty pleasure because they go against the logic I've paid soo much to obtain. How can one person predict my future and summarize/generalize it into a couple of lines? Also, how can I share the same fate as millions of people who are born with the same 30 day span as myself?
Regardless I still love them, perhaps its the Leo in me? Tell me more things about myself that you dont know!
Here is mine(and any other lions/lioness for October)

While you are preoccupied with romantic possibilities, a tricky financial situation sneaks up on you. The 10th brings the drive to achieve what you want, but ensure that it's also what you need. Shrewd intelligence and charm help you wisely network and problem-solve at month's end. Anticipate a period when cash headaches ease.

ok.so.it covers the necessities. Love,ambition and money. Topics as classic as Greek tragedies.
Yet i'm still into it.
I never take it word for word, but I am fully able to take the joy of it all. It's as enjoyable as my daily pain du chocolates. I've begun to consume like 2 a day after realizing that there is one near my office. I hardly go to the office but always make an appearance at the bakery. I chat it up with the peeps who work there and sit by lagoon staring at the hills that look like green elephants.

Radiohead dropped a new video which is quite literally awesome. They did not use a video camera to make this video and no it not made animation style. Its just awesome to the fullest degree. I'm happy to see that some people are still interested in the art of making music videos.

house of cards-radiohead
they made the video by using scanners that collect data and they then visualized the data.
My thought is can some scientist collect the data of the thought patterns in my dreams??
if not yet, i'll give it 10 years.

i
di
gr
ess

i shall
now enjoy
the states
of dozing
off into
my dreams.